Koop Farmer's Life - SteamFarmer's Life - Steam

A simulator so realistic it stinks of gunk...


The life of a farmer is filled with stench, filth, and hard work.


Kashmir is an old bachelor, a farmer, and an alcoholic... Help him survive as long as possible in the middle of east-European nowhere. Your life rhythm will be determined by seasons, wildlife will threaten your life and the land will be hard to work with. Your fate is in your hands!



Explore, take care of your farm and manage your resources wisely. Your animals require patient care. Thanks to it the chickens will lay more eggs and cows will give more milk. Well-kept animals work more efficiently.



Mind the seasons! Prepare for constantly changing weather conditions and hard winters. A good farmer is a prepared farmer. Learn new ways of survival. Sow, feed, harvest, slaughter.



Your farm is surrounded by impenetrable forests, home of countless dangerous animals. Uninvited guests will frequently disrupt your work, so remember to be prepared for unexpected encounters.
Loneliness is hard to bear? Not necessarily. Few neighbors ma become more of a problem than wild animals living in the woods nearby.



Incentive! Your day begins with sunrise. After all, there is a lot of work waiting for you ... or another heavy party with your neighbors.
An exemplary farmer starts his day by grooming the animals. The better you take care of them, the better results you will achieve. The yield will be more abundant, the flock will have more meat and the chickens will lay more eggs.



After a busy day, you deserve a reward, right? Neighbors will be happy to invite you to one. However, be careful that they do not turn out to be another problem that needs to be dealt with.



At Farmer's Life, you will have to master the art of compromise and making decisions that determine your fate. It's time to make your farmer's dreams come true!



Farmer's Life is the first simulator to show the real, sometimes dark, rural life. You will lead the life of Kazimierz - bachelor, and alcoholic. Help him become an exemplary farmer, start a family, take care of the farm or watch him roll to the very bottom. In addition, don't forget that life in the countryside has its own rules. Your daily rhythm and work are determined by many factors - such as weather conditions, seasons, and the resources you manage.

Sow, look after the flock, and protect the farm from uninvited guests. Learn from your mistakes and monitor your progress as each day on the farm may be your last.